Karmas a .............

So I have been known for saying karmas a bitch she'll always come back to get you! Well it sure did! We have been so excited for our trip to Hawaii to visit G-ma and G-pa beach, little did we now what awaited us on the airplane. We get seated in our row and the people in front of us are just pissed they are seated by kids(there were also kids to their left). They sat there debating who they would ask to switch seats with and then decided they would tough it out. So about 2 hours into the plane ride Taylor was laying on my lap and Cam was sitting on my lap. Taylor turns to me and starts puking all over not once, not twice over and over again, all landing on my legs, crouch, and left side. Cam in response throws up on my front, they together left no spot untouched. I thought what am I gonna do I brought the kids a change of clothes, not me. So after I cleaned off the kids, seats, floor and everywhere the puke splattered I looked at myself and thought "what in the hell am I gonna do now". That's when it started as I walked towards the back of the plane the Looks, the same "Are you freaking kidding me looks" I've been giving people. There were a few compassionate looks, a few disgusted looks, and a lot of pissed of looks, like I intentionally poisoned my kids just to piss them off. So I go in the bathroom wash of my pants take off my shirt and put on my zip up non-maternity hoodie, that is not long enough to cover my now wet, stinky maternity pants. So Cam threw up 3 or 4 more times, both kids didn't sleep an ounce, my sweatshirt was now covered in puke and my right side. I don't now how we survived the last 31/2 hours, but we did. I almost broke down and thank goodness for the drug Zofran my generous doctor prescribed me. The people in front of us was our only entertainment I was tempted on more than one occasion to accidentally spill the barf bag, or accidentally tell the 80 year old man that his dye job sucked, and apologize that their annoying 45 year old gay photographer son was attending their special trip. As we got off the plane with 2 naked kids except for socks and panties we got the looks again, if you have any sort of imagination I'm sure this is pretty funny to imagine me walking around with my elastic waistband pants covered in throw up, my too small hoodie barely covering my belly button, and G's popping out the left, right and in between. I'm sure you could smell us from at least 10 feet. As we walked everyone stared, some laughed and said "Tough flight". But we got those looks the same looks I give and all I could think was man karma shes one mean lady! We got to the bottom of the escalator at the kahului airport and was greeted by a smile and good look from G-pa beach, I needed it I was about ready to snap. Well this story dragged on long so sorry if you stuck it out to the end but I needed to vent. Well the kids have been fine since we landed, and I'm sure it won't be hard to enjoy the rest of our trip. We will post happy pictures later!